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Simple Sexual Tyrannosaurus T-Shirt

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The Story

This 80sTees.com exclusive t-shirt shows a Tyrannosaurus rex holding a M134 Minigun and dressed like Blain Cooper, the character portrayed by Jesse "The Body" Ventura in the 1987 movie Predator.

Sergeant Blain Cooper was a mercenary and a member of Major "Dutch" Schaefer's private military team that was hired by the U.S. military and the CIA for a rescue mission in Guatemala. Blain was known for carrying his M134 Minigun and for chewing tobacco. When he offered tobacco to the other members of his military team, and no one accepted, Blain said, "This stuff'll make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me."

Blain Cooper is one of the most intense characters in cinematic history, and everyone will instantly know you are a fan when you wear this 80sTees.com exclusive Simple Sexual Tyrannosaurus T-Shirt!
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Description

This 80sTees.com exclusive t-shirt shows a Tyrannosaurus rex holding a M134 Minigun and dressed like Blain Cooper, the character portrayed by Jesse "The Body" Ventura in the 1987 movie Predator.

Sergeant Blain Cooper was a mercenary and a member of Major "Dutch" Schaefer's private military team that was hired by the U.S. military and the CIA for a rescue mission in Guatemala. Blain was known for carrying his M134 Minigun and for chewing tobacco. When he offered tobacco to the other members of his military team, and no one accepted, Blain said, "This stuff'll make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me."

Blain Cooper is one of the most intense characters in cinematic history, and everyone will instantly know you are a fan when you wear this 80sTees.com exclusive Simple Sexual Tyrannosaurus T-Shirt!

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